The Pantsless Wonder

We spent Sunday afternoon doing some much needed Christmas shopping. As we rode the subway home, we saw something rather unique. About ten minutes into our ride a woman got on. As she walked the length of the train looking for a seat, nearly everyone on the train turned to stare. She had forgotten to wear pants! She had on a nice shirt and coat and was listening casually to her MP3 player. She eventually found a seat and sat down as though everything was perfectly normal. A few stops later she got up and left the train. It was the strangest thing I've ever seen. It was like a this girl was living that nightmare we've all had about forgetting to wear pants.